عربه سوار تاکسی میشه، میشینه کنار یک دختره آخر تیکه.
یک مدت میگذره، برمیگرده به دختره میگه: ببخشید خواهر، یک سوال جنسی داشتم؟!
دختره میگه: خفه شو کثافت نکبت!!!
باز یک مدت میگذره، باز عربه میپرسه: ببخشید، میتونم یک سوال جنسی بپرسم؟!
دختره میگه: گمشو سوال جنسی رو برو ازون ننت بپرس!!!
خلاصه عربه اونقدر گیر میده تا آخر دختره حوصلش سر میره، میگه: بپرس ببینم چه مرگته؟!
عربه میگه: شرمنده خواهر، جنس این شلوارتون چیه؟!!!!
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|12 - Bidar Bash 12|
|07 - Dast Balaye Dast 07|
|15 -1 - Gav Sandogh episode 15 part1 گاو صندوق|
|03 - 2-- Mosafer Khaneye Saadat episode 3 part TWO|
|Hese Bartar - Part 63|
|28 - 2-- Roozgare Javani episode 28 part TWO|
|Harime Soltan - Part 89-90|
|11 - 1-- Tavalodi Digar episode 11 part ONE|
|29 - 2-- Taraneye Madari episode 29 part TWO|
|12 - 3-- Karagah Shamsi Va Dastyarash Madam episode FINALe part THREE|
|Entegham - Part 95|
|54 - سریال چارخونه -- Chahar Khooneh TV series|
|28 -2 - Be Koja Chenin Shetaban episode 28 part2|
|05 -2 - Zan Baba episode 05 part2|
|Eshgho Tars - Part 83|
|13 - 3-- Farare Bozorg episode 13 part THREE|
|01 -3 - Be Koja Chenin Shetaban episode 01 part3|
|13 - 2-- Didar episode FINALe part TWO|
|12 - سریال پیامک از دیار باقی -- Payamak Az Diyare Baaghi TV series|
|Eshgho Jaza - Part 53|
|Roohe Elna - Part 46|
|14 - 1-- Lotfan Dor Nazanim episode 14 part ONE|
|Asre Paeezi - 21|
|12 - 1-- Ayenehaye Nashkan TV series episode 12 part ONE|
|02 - سریال امپراطور دریا -- Emperor of the Sea TV series|
|33 - 2-- Roozgare Gharib episode 33 part TWO|
|Vasvase - Part 84|
|09 -2 - Char Divari episode 09 part2|
|Teresa - Part 112|
|Entekhabe Akhar - Part 114|
|Enghelabe Ziba - 14|
|Dardesarhaye Azim - 9|
|Shahgoosh - 28|
|Dardesarhaye Azim - 8|
|Enghelabe Ziba - 13|
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|Shokhi Kardam - 24|
|Shokhi Kardam - 23|
|Dardesarhaye Azim - 7|
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|Dardesarhaye Azim - 1|
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|Setayesh 2 - 26|
|Shahgoosh - 27|
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|Shahgoosh - 26|
Miley Cyrus purchased a five-bedroom home in Studio City California for $3.9 million dollars:Disney star and Queen of Teen Pop Miley Cyrus bought herself a nifty 5,173-square-foot Studio City house, spending $3.9 million. The mid-century style house that she just added to the collection was built in 1952 and occupies a lot of 1.15 acres -- all walled and gated. The home in the Los Angeles neighborhood is listed with five bedrooms and seven bathrooms, but that likely includes an attached guest suite. The main house has a large master suite with a sitting room and fireplace, a spa bathroom with steam shower, walk-in closets and a wall of windows that open to a view patio. Just don't expect to be able to see anything from the street. The most stellar feature of Cyrus's new ranch-style home is its H-shaped floor plan which sprawls across the landscaped property, creating privacy and great views for each area. There's even a separate, yet connected, guest unit on the other side of the two-car garage. At the center of it all is an expansive living room with hardwood floors, which opens up via floor-to-ceiling windows to a beautifully landscaped backyard with breathtaking panoramic views of lush canyons and a solar-heated pool and modern pavilion for poolside, al fresco dining. It's got party written all over it. There is a double-sided fireplace that connects the dining room and family room and sliding glass doors in the dining room that lead to a deck and covered patio. Cyrus, who is all of 19 and best known for her role as the title character in the Disney Channel's "Hannah Montana," already owns a compound in nearby Toluca Lake, Calif., that she purchased in 2007 for about $5.8 million. She also reportedly bought and sold homes in Florida within the past year.
Claire Danes mansion is listed for $5.988 million:Claire Danes’ house in SoHo is 4000 square feet and sports massive windows, and sunny, loft-like feel. It has three bedrooms, three bathrooms, a fireplace, and an elevator that opens directly into the apartment. The exterior of Claire Dane’s house is relatively modest, and is tucked away on a side street behind a few trees. The property is listed for $5.988 million. The building dates back to the late 1800s, and has columns and exposed wood beams. Claire Dane’s house is nothing like the opulent mansions of her West Coast counterparts, but then again, it may be that down-to-earth quality, that has made her career so successful. She began her acting career onstage in New York, appearing in various productions around the city. She then transitioned to television in the early 90s, appearing as a guest star on an episode of “Law and Order”, and then on HBO’s “Lifestories: Families in Crisis”. Just two years after beginning her on-camera careeer, she booked two jobs, back-to-back, that would make her a household name. “My So-Called Life” was a short-lived, but much beloved drama, that only ran for nineteen episodes. Her performance on the show, however, which was completely believable and unaffected, garnered her a Golden Globe, and an Emmy nomination. That same year, she starred opposite Winona Ryder and Susan Sarandon in a well-received adaptation of “Little Women”. From there, she began to gain more high-profile roles, including starring in Baz Luhrmann’s “Romeo + Juliet”, “The Rainmaker”, “Les Miserables”, “Igby Goes Down”, “The Hours”, “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines”, and “Stardust”, among other projects. She took some time off to attend Yale University, but ultimately decided to focus on her acting career. In 2010, she won an Emmy for her performance in “Temple Grandin”, followed by a Golden Globe and a SAG Award for the same performance in 2011. Since October of 2011, she has been co-starring on the hit Showtime series, “Homeland”, and recently won another Golden Globe for her work. With all of her success, it is no wonder that she recently decided to sell the co-op she owns with her husband, fellow actor, Hugh Dancy.
Mel Gibson’s Home: Dumping an $11.75 Million Estate as His Career Continues to Free-Fall:The hole that Mel Gibson keeps digging for himself, just seems to keep getting bigger. Rewind the clock to the early 80s, and it seemed as if there was nothing this American-born, Australian actor couldn’t do. Handsome, talented, and driven, he established himself as a theater actor in Australia, as well as a film star, quite quickly. He starred in such movies as the “Mad Max” franchise, the “Lethal Weapon” franchise, and “The Year of Living Dangerously”. Some of his other projects included “The Bounty”, “Hamlet”, “Bird on a Wire”, “The Patriot”, and “Signs”. In addition to his acting work, he also began writing, producing, and directing projects, ultimately winning an Oscar for Best Director, for his work on the film, “Braveheart” in 1995. The future looked bright for the actor/director, and he was clearly at the top of everyone’s “A-list”. Then it kind of all went to pot, as it were. It started with marital problems, and then drinking issues, and then incredibly bizarre rants caught on tape… more than once. This was followed by dubious movie choices, and finally, his agency dumped him, and he was dropped from a number of projects. His career imploded in much the same way that Charlie Sheen’s did, except that it felt worse, since everyone was sort of blindsided by his screwed up behavior, whereas everyone already knew Charlie Sheen was a ticking time bomb. Most recently, he’s been in a war of words with director, Joe Eszterhas. Their argument, which went public after someone leaked their private correspondence to an entertainment website, stems from multiple anti-semitic remarks made by Mr. Gibson, and Mr. Eszterhas’s frustration and anger about them. All of this bad behavior has resulted in a decided loss of fortune for Mr. Gibson, and consequently, he has begun selling off many of the properties that he bought during his hey-day. One such property is Lavendar Hill Farm, his 2.56 acre, $11.75 million estate in Malibu. Originally listed for sale at $14.5 million in 2010, he has since had to cut the price repeatedly, as no one has expressed an interest in the property. Whether this is due to the slow housing market, or to Mr. Gibson’s free-falling reputation, is hard to tell. The estate is made up of a large main house, comprised of six bedrooms and five bathrooms, and features multiple fireplaces, walk-in closets, and a sauna. The rest of the compound houses a separate media space, a separate gym, a pool, a spa, a tennis court, three guesthouses, a two-storey pavilion with a fireplace and barbeque area, an organic garden, an avocado grove, fruit orchards, and an office. It’s a gorgeous property. Maybe if potential buyers wait another few months for Mr. Gibson to say or do something else completely inappropriate, the price will drop another million or so.