عربه سوار تاکسی میشه، میشینه کنار یک دختره آخر تیکه.
یک مدت میگذره، برمیگرده به دختره میگه: ببخشید خواهر، یک سوال جنسی داشتم؟!
دختره میگه: خفه شو کثافت نکبت!!!
باز یک مدت میگذره، باز عربه میپرسه: ببخشید، میتونم یک سوال جنسی بپرسم؟!
دختره میگه: گمشو سوال جنسی رو برو ازون ننت بپرس!!!
خلاصه عربه اونقدر گیر میده تا آخر دختره حوصلش سر میره، میگه: بپرس ببینم چه مرگته؟!
عربه میگه: شرمنده خواهر، جنس این شلوارتون چیه؟!!!!
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Mel Gibson’s Home: Dumping an $11.75 Million Estate as His Career Continues to Free-Fall:The hole that Mel Gibson keeps digging for himself, just seems to keep getting bigger. Rewind the clock to the early 80s, and it seemed as if there was nothing this American-born, Australian actor couldn’t do. Handsome, talented, and driven, he established himself as a theater actor in Australia, as well as a film star, quite quickly. He starred in such movies as the “Mad Max” franchise, the “Lethal Weapon” franchise, and “The Year of Living Dangerously”. Some of his other projects included “The Bounty”, “Hamlet”, “Bird on a Wire”, “The Patriot”, and “Signs”. In addition to his acting work, he also began writing, producing, and directing projects, ultimately winning an Oscar for Best Director, for his work on the film, “Braveheart” in 1995. The future looked bright for the actor/director, and he was clearly at the top of everyone’s “A-list”. Then it kind of all went to pot, as it were. It started with marital problems, and then drinking issues, and then incredibly bizarre rants caught on tape… more than once. This was followed by dubious movie choices, and finally, his agency dumped him, and he was dropped from a number of projects. His career imploded in much the same way that Charlie Sheen’s did, except that it felt worse, since everyone was sort of blindsided by his screwed up behavior, whereas everyone already knew Charlie Sheen was a ticking time bomb. Most recently, he’s been in a war of words with director, Joe Eszterhas. Their argument, which went public after someone leaked their private correspondence to an entertainment website, stems from multiple anti-semitic remarks made by Mr. Gibson, and Mr. Eszterhas’s frustration and anger about them. All of this bad behavior has resulted in a decided loss of fortune for Mr. Gibson, and consequently, he has begun selling off many of the properties that he bought during his hey-day. One such property is Lavendar Hill Farm, his 2.56 acre, $11.75 million estate in Malibu. Originally listed for sale at $14.5 million in 2010, he has since had to cut the price repeatedly, as no one has expressed an interest in the property. Whether this is due to the slow housing market, or to Mr. Gibson’s free-falling reputation, is hard to tell. The estate is made up of a large main house, comprised of six bedrooms and five bathrooms, and features multiple fireplaces, walk-in closets, and a sauna. The rest of the compound houses a separate media space, a separate gym, a pool, a spa, a tennis court, three guesthouses, a two-storey pavilion with a fireplace and barbeque area, an organic garden, an avocado grove, fruit orchards, and an office. It’s a gorgeous property. Maybe if potential buyers wait another few months for Mr. Gibson to say or do something else completely inappropriate, the price will drop another million or so.
Sofia Coppola just dropped a very-celebrity $9,895,000more than a million bucks over the $8,800,000 asking price:Sofia Coppola Lists NoLita Loft and Buys West Village Townhouse SELLER: Sofia Coppola LOCATION: New York City, NY PRICE: $2,750,000 SIZE: 1,771 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: In late August last year (2011), after two shorties born our of wedlock, French rocker Thomas Marsthe front man for the band Phoenixfinally made an honest woman of Oscar-winning American filmmaker Sofia Coppola (The Virgin , Lost in Translation, Somewhere) in a low-key but high fashion ceremony at Palazzo Margherita, her famous father Francis Ford Coppola's 19th century mansion in southern Italy. Although the couple and their couple of enfants live primarily in Paris Miz Coppola has maintained the same downtown New York City condo for the last ten (or so) years but, as we learned late last night, recently decided to let it go and put it up for sale with an asking price of $2,750,000. Property records show Miz Coppolla purchased the mid-floor corner residence on the once gritty now fashionable border between SoHo, NoLiTa and Little Italy in September 2002, towards the tail end of her marriage to film, television, commercial and music video director Spike Jonze who was born with the far less edgy and arty sounding Adam Spiegel. Listing information shows the vaguely L-shaped, loft-like residence measures a modest for a gal of her means 1,771 square feet with two bedroom suites situated for maximum privacy at opposite corners of the mid-floor condo. A key-lock elevator offers direct entry into a wide foyer that funnels into an window-wrapped open plan main living space with 11-plus foot ceilings, 10 over-sized windows that offer a stunningly direct view of the ornate cupola atop the famed Police Building, medium brown wide-plank hardwood floors, and white-white walls perfect for displaying artwork. The kitchen revolves around a large center island with snack counter and includes white Shaker-style cabinetry topped with honed black marble counter tops, white subway tile back splash, a complete suite of high-grade, commercial-style stainless steel appliances including acooler, an enviable walk-in pantry, and separate laundry room. Miz Coppola's master boo-dwar offers a long entrance hall off which open a windowed marble bathroom with separate tub and shower, a custom-fitted walk-in closet larger than some Manhattan studio apartments, and an east-facing bedroom with wide bank of windows and a capiz shell chandelier that we happen to know was custom made for Miz Coppola by the hardworking hands of Bespoke Global designer and internet entrepreneur Gwen Carlton. Property records indicate Miz Coppola owns a number of other properties in the U.S., including but not limited to the building where CafÃ© Zoetrope is housed in San Francisco's North Beach neighborhood and a condo she scooped up in June 2007 for $500,000 located on a particularly busy and loud strip of Ocean Drive in Miami's South Beach. As it turns out, as reported by both Curbed and the Wall Street Journal Miz Coppola and Mister Mars just dropped a very-celebrity $9,895,000more than a million bucks over the $8,800,000 asking priceon a wedge-shaped, five-story, three-unit West Village townhouse. As currently configured, according to listing information, there's a 4 bedroom and 2.5 bathroom triplex garden unit with three fireplaces and gigantic backyard plus two additional full-floor flats on the upper levels. It's not clear if Miz Coppola and Mister Mars plan to reconfigure and recombine the three apartments back into one nearly 6,000 square foot single family house
Sandra Bullock estate in Austin Texas listed for $2.5 million:Sandra Bullock’s house in Austin, Texas is currently for sale for the comparatively modest price of $2.5 million. The 5,663 square foot, three-bedroom, two and a half-bath house also has a lovely backyard with a pool, lots of trees, a balcony, and multiple walk-in closets. Sandra Bullock’s house also contains a master bedroom complete with a fireplace. Additionally, a jogging and hiking trail winds around the property. The ceilings are very high, and there are massive windows in almost every room. The Stunning views of downtown Austin, along with a surprising amount of privacy, make Sandra Bullock’s house quite comfortable. Ms. Bullock is bound for Los Angeles, so maybe she is aiming to spend some time filling up her shooting schedule again. It has been a while since Sandra Bullock took a summer off. Since literally bursting out of obscurity into the hearts and minds of moviegoers everywhere in the smash hit action film, “Speed”, back in 1994, Ms. Bullock has been wracking up an impressive resume. She’s also won a nice little thing called an Academy Award. While she had worked steadily for almost ten years prior to “Speed”, including a lead role on a short-lived sitcom, her career improved dramatically after her breakout role. She has since appeared in such films as “While You Were Sleeping”, “A Time to Kill”, “Hope Floats”, “28 Days”, “Miss Congeniality”, “The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood”, “Crash”, “The Proposal”, “The Blind Side”, and “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close”. In the middle of all that, she also played a recurring role on “George Lopez ”, went through a truly nasty, public divorce, and adopted a son. So, it only stands to reason that she would need to have a moment to herself. She is not scheduled to appear in another film until 2013 currently, and she has recently begun off-loading real estate as well. Just this week, she announced the sale of one of her homes, in Austin.